Today's Action: Day 4 Results!
Game 1:
Tres Huevos (Clemens/Jance) vs. Lunar Platoon (Morgan/Gibby)
Having your inaugural game against newly crowned prohibitive favorite Lunar Platoon is not really how you'd choose to open your tournament play, especially as a rookie, like Michael Clemens of Tres Huevos. The pressure cooker of Centre Court is nearly too much for seasoned pros. Add Gibby's Drunken Master Style and Morgan's genius with our gravity and it's a recipe for disaster.
What we didn't realize is that Tres Huevos had something up its sleeve, as well. Their "poor us" routine had everyone fooled into thinking this would be a cakewalk of Cannon Fodder-ish proportions. They couldn't possibly win, right? Well, eyes and ears perked up when Tres Huevos forged a ten point lead built upon solid play, timely spikes, and an avalanche of biffs by Lunar Platoon. What in the name of stingray barbs was going on? Will slumped visibly as his vacation money went spiraling into Kane's pocket, having bet on the favorites. Gibby and Morgan's joints went all limp as they drug themselves around the court like ragdolls, the deficit building insurmountably. Seriously, they looked like marionettes that even their puppetmaster had given up on.
The score tightened a little bit, but truthfully, this one wasn't as close as the score would indicate.
Who will be the new King?
Tres Huevos over Lunar Platoon
21-15
Game 2:
Roscoe P. Coltrane (Jeremie/Chuck) vs. The Dooze (Jonny/Blaise)
...bonesaw...
Bonesaw
Bonesaw!
Bonesaw!!
BONESAW!!!
Who cares if they lost?
The Dooze over Roscoe P. Coltrane
21-17
Tres Huevos (Clemens/Jance) vs. Lunar Platoon (Morgan/Gibby)
Having your inaugural game against newly crowned prohibitive favorite Lunar Platoon is not really how you'd choose to open your tournament play, especially as a rookie, like Michael Clemens of Tres Huevos. The pressure cooker of Centre Court is nearly too much for seasoned pros. Add Gibby's Drunken Master Style and Morgan's genius with our gravity and it's a recipe for disaster.
What we didn't realize is that Tres Huevos had something up its sleeve, as well. Their "poor us" routine had everyone fooled into thinking this would be a cakewalk of Cannon Fodder-ish proportions. They couldn't possibly win, right? Well, eyes and ears perked up when Tres Huevos forged a ten point lead built upon solid play, timely spikes, and an avalanche of biffs by Lunar Platoon. What in the name of stingray barbs was going on? Will slumped visibly as his vacation money went spiraling into Kane's pocket, having bet on the favorites. Gibby and Morgan's joints went all limp as they drug themselves around the court like ragdolls, the deficit building insurmountably. Seriously, they looked like marionettes that even their puppetmaster had given up on.
The score tightened a little bit, but truthfully, this one wasn't as close as the score would indicate.
Who will be the new King?
Tres Huevos over Lunar Platoon
21-15
Game 2:
Roscoe P. Coltrane (Jeremie/Chuck) vs. The Dooze (Jonny/Blaise)
...bonesaw...
Bonesaw
Bonesaw!
Bonesaw!!
BONESAW!!!
Who cares if they lost?
The Dooze over Roscoe P. Coltrane
21-17
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