The Quotable Chuck Duke

"He's licked that thing into a Dr. Seuss shape!"
- Chuck Duke

Smack dab in the middle of Game 2 action yesterday, Chuck Duke was mesmerized by a sight that had nothing to do with pong. He had a plum seat courtside, yet was looking past the table at none other than the Late John K and his daily Sugar Daddy, which he had indeed sculpted into a hypnotizing curlicue configuration not unlike a fanciful Dr. Seuss-like creation. Once Chuck brought the confection to my attention, I honestly had trouble looking at anything else, too. To the naked eye, it certainly seemed like we were enjoying the game, but if you looked closely you would have seen that our eyes never followed the ball.