The Bonesaw

After his defeat in last year's tournament, Chuck Duke stated, "I'm retiring the Bedazzler..." For those who don't remember, The Bedazzler was his beloved paddle, complete with gun handle, rosary talisman, and disco ball embellishment. A lot of people thought, "Oh, he's just emotional now. The Bedazzler will be back." True to his word and against popular opinion, Chuck has indeed retired The Bedazzler from competition. The replacement? The Bonesaw.

Feast your eyes. In the eyes of the league, this paddle is completely legal. Are you kidding? F@#$ yeah.