Today's Action: Day 10 Results!
Game 1:
The Dooze (Jonny/Blaise) vs. Ted Nougat (Adam/Guido)
Flashback!
"Adam's heretofore unseen slamming prowess was nothing that anyone would have predicted. I'll give you that. But let's talk about Guido."
Yeah, well that was yesterday, people. We were treated to a pong spectacular yesterday, but yesterday's gone and today is a new day and we've got one less team in the tournament. Not sure where the love or the mojo went, but it was not Ted Nougat's day. Their strategy was impeccable, albeit very obvious, as everyone in the stadium was yelling, "Hit it to Blaise's backhand!!" It worked to perfection (can you say, "Major weakness?") when the ball stayed on the table, but alas, it didn't stay on often enough. I really thought that Adam was ready to tear his own head off his own neck. I have a feeling it was that Wisconsin Opry shirt he was wearing. Honestly, who wears that to an elimination game? Sure, in the first round, when you have a loss to give, it's fine. In the Loser's Bracket, though? It's like trying a new hairstyle before your wedding, isn't it? You wear your orange, you wear your black, you wear your G. G. Allin, but....Wisconsin Dells? Maybe it's so high-ended a strategy that I can't get my smooth brain around it. It's possible. I'm as sharp as a marble sometimes.
The Dooze over Ted Nougat
21-17
The Dooze (Jonny/Blaise) vs. Ted Nougat (Adam/Guido)
Flashback!
"Adam's heretofore unseen slamming prowess was nothing that anyone would have predicted. I'll give you that. But let's talk about Guido."
Yeah, well that was yesterday, people. We were treated to a pong spectacular yesterday, but yesterday's gone and today is a new day and we've got one less team in the tournament. Not sure where the love or the mojo went, but it was not Ted Nougat's day. Their strategy was impeccable, albeit very obvious, as everyone in the stadium was yelling, "Hit it to Blaise's backhand!!" It worked to perfection (can you say, "Major weakness?") when the ball stayed on the table, but alas, it didn't stay on often enough. I really thought that Adam was ready to tear his own head off his own neck. I have a feeling it was that Wisconsin Opry shirt he was wearing. Honestly, who wears that to an elimination game? Sure, in the first round, when you have a loss to give, it's fine. In the Loser's Bracket, though? It's like trying a new hairstyle before your wedding, isn't it? You wear your orange, you wear your black, you wear your G. G. Allin, but....Wisconsin Dells? Maybe it's so high-ended a strategy that I can't get my smooth brain around it. It's possible. I'm as sharp as a marble sometimes.
The Dooze over Ted Nougat
21-17
posted by Rally Chimp at 5:08 PM
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