Note To Rally Chimp: Use Your Head

Oy.

Guido informed me days ago that he was unavailable to play today. He'll be in the trainer's room today at break, getting a little physical therapy on that knee so he'll last through this marathon of a tournament.

So, a few more painkillers for Guido, a few less for Rally Chimp. Tall, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son...